in order to bring about the one world We all seek, We must subject ourselves to the will of those who know what is best for the whole. We must sacrifice ourselves for the betterment of allkind. There are several ways to accomplish this:

* Self-Sacrifice
This is the voluntary way. It will save Us time and energy while leaving the money required to implement Our programs where it belongs: in the central wealth repository. Remember, the ultimate sacrifice is self-sacrifice. Just make certain it's quick, painless, and clean.

* Medication
Behavior modification can wipe out any spark of individuality and/or selfishness and bring you into harmony with your fellow brothers, sisters, and furry creatures. Remember, it's for the puppies and children. Go to your local "human capital management" facility for evaluation and free doses.

* Enforcement
This is the costliest, least effective, and most selfish route. We must always remember that there is an entire Society out there waiting for your willing subjection to the will of the Whole. Resisting the inevitable only hurts the Social Order, safety, and static peace We try so hard to maintain (thanks to our Benevolent Rulers and their highly trained and respected Law Enforcement...bless their aim to always be true and quick)

It is your duty as a united citizen of this planet to consider your fellow men, women and animals. We thank you for your willingness to be a part of this voluntary subjection to mandatory sacrifice.

- the Management